Sooner or Later ... You're Gonna Get Eaten

Mysteries of Pittsburgh

2007-06-19T02:52:00.001-05:00

When we were going through undergrad together, Mike Darling and I would spend evenings reading Michael Chabon, alternately praising and cursing him, convinced he's left absolutely nothing to write about Pittsburgh -- or much else for that matter. We were young. We were, often times, drunk. We were always reminded of him walking to and from Carnegie Library as newly minted clouds were released from the stacks down by the Bat Cave. I think about the Cloud Factory a lot now, living, as I am, 2700 miles from Pittsburgh. The only clouds here are made by planes flying in and out of the Sacramento Airport. Even the water upstream in the American River is clear. It hasn't rained in the month I've been living here. This is not Pittsburgh. This is not the place I'm only now realizing was/is worthy of being lionized in writing. I want to sing you a love song, Pittsburgh. I miss you and your filthy rivers and streets and people and buildings. I miss your Dirty Eagles and dirty Souf' Oakland, yo. But most of all, I miss the shambling lot attending the University, drugged as they are on the abysmal weather that swirls around the top of the Cathedral like crazed Falcons bashed senselessly by a deranged Chancellor high on power. I miss all of my friends and classmates. Dearer to me now than family and scattered to the wind just as effectively. Can any of you hear the siren song of Pittsburgh? Can you feel the pull back to that place? Or have we all lashed ourselves to the masts and are sailing quickly past? There are mysteries in Pittsburgh and there are mysteries in us that we now carry with us. Look for me some day, sitting on the secret staircase watching the clouds rise from the smoke stacks, in the rain.

Justin Honard

2007-06-17T02:06:00.000-05:00

Justin Honard, a righteous freak by all rights, had this quote in his profile and I think it's quite good; freakishly good, if you will.

"But I think the term "freak" has to be reclaimed as well. A freak is somebody who is unusual, stared at, upsetting, revealing by their difference what is wrong with the status quo. When a freak appears, the world is instantly divided into gawkers and the unique and solitary individual who has given them pause. There are those who cannot hide their shameful or alarming attributes, and those otherwise apparently normal people who love them. The cloak of the exile falls upon them as well, because their eyes and hearts have persuaded them to be loyal to people who are shunned. Freaks are entertainers, jesters, satirists, artists, beautiful in a way that few can endure or savor, intelligent in a way that makes others angry. If you don't want to be a gawker, you've gotta join the circus. Goddess knows I wish I could run away to one."

Patrick Califia

The Age of Taurus

2007-05-01T00:19:00.000-05:00

So a friend of mine posted this thing on Myspace that has a break down of what people, according to their Zodiac sign are like. In general, these things are fallacious at best, but I liked what this one had to say. Of course, I also enjoy having my ego stroked. But then, who doesn't? I just thought there was a bit of truth in these ... plural, since I'm on the cusp of Aries and Taurus (depending on what you're looking at).

TAURUS- The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. The most gorgeous people on Earth (only a few) but can be recognized easily.

ARIES- Irresistible
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

Just something amusing. Anyway.

So I'm moving in three weeks. Exciting! Say hella cool, California. Dude.

Please, if I start talking like that, shoot me.

Iconoclasts

2007-04-26T00:25:00.000-05:00

Tonight, after a rather upseting evening at the office -- read, theatre -- I watched a little Shear Design with Abbie. After she went to bed I watched a little more TV waiting for my blood pressure to come down to a reasonable level without the help of drugs or alcohol. In the process I ate something and watched more TV. Only this time I tuned in on Iconoclasts ... it was Baryishnikov and Alice Waters.

For those of you not born in the 50s like my soul was, Alice Waters opened a little bistro in Berkley, CA in the 70s using nothing but organic produce grown locally. Her entire menu was and remains entirely seasonal. Walking in there, you never know what's going to be on the menu from day to day, month to month. Thus, the menu and the chefs are constantly evolving, growing, changing ... organically. So it rained for a month and your patch got squash rot, a very irritating thing to be sure ... so what does on use instead? How does a dish that relies on squash changed to accomodate another ingredient that IS available?

To say that I identified more with Alice than I did Barishnykov (or however you splee it), is not unsurprising as I fancy myself pretty damn good cook and a budding chef with aspirations of greatness with a modicum of talent to build on.

But anywho.

Barishynkov has opened a building in New York where all sorts of artists can work and interact with one another ... specifically it was about the dancing, but still ... the The Hell's Kitchen Dancers, with Big Balls B, went on a tour ... and yes, you guessed it, went to Berkley where Alice and her chefs (mostly the chefs, Alice is too busy giving talks about Land Stewardship, organic produce, etc, etc.) made them a meal. In the 45 minutes that this show was going on, I nearly cried three times.

1) I've never been so glad that I am in the arts, nor have I been so motivated to just do what I love and do it to the best of my ability and share it with others.

2) I've spent my life reading books written in the sixties and seventies, living with parents who went through it, dreaming about and identifying with legion characters living, loving and dying nearly three thousand miles away in California ... a seeming promised land of love and beauty ... and now I'm finally moving there, even if it's only for four months. I was talking to one of my friends from freshman year of college today. I told him I was leaving in three weeks and more than likely, aside from that week in July, won't be back to Pittsburgh for, at minimum, three years. And he said that now he has a reason to come to California. And so does my best friend, Bummy. And I had this image in my mind of the three of us standing on Alcatraz Island, the San Francisco Bay and the city behind us and we're smiling and it's so beautiful ... so fucking beautiful. My two closest friends and I in the one city I've wanted to visit my entire life. And what's more, I'll be so close to Berkley when I'm in Sacramento. I just want to rent a motorcycle, a Harley, and ride from Berkley, down through Oakland, across the bridge into San Fran ... or whatever the run was the Hell's Angels did in Hunter S. Thompson's book of the same name. But mostly I want to be in California, eating great food in the sun on a different coast as adults with my two best friends ... and damnit, I'm crying again.

3) I'm really going. I'm really going to start my life. My real life.

Wow. Originally I meant to sit down and write something about why my blood pressure was so high and I wound up writing more about dreams coming true. Guess I'm growing up. When two bitchy ass queens in a booth on headset acting all of 13 with their catty comments and snide remarks about people you know and love ... just being completely judgemental and "superior" (if that's even for these people to be in actuality despite what they may think) ... Ugh. Fuckers.

The philosopher, Spinoza, once said, "I'm not a moral man, but I'm an ethical man." When I first heard that in Dr. Judy's class, one of many classes I took with that most amazingly brilliant teacher, I realized that it was totally a quote I could relate to. I'll take a lot of shit from people, but I will not tolerate ANY about people I know, care about, am friends with ... LEAST OF ALL I'm friends with. I would end a life if it meant saving any one of my friends ... who, when they are a friend, are really more like family to me. And I would slaughter a village of kittens without batting an eye for any one of my blood relations.

I have no moral qualms about killing you if it's ethically justifiable. Don't fuck with my friends. And don't think you can call me out about my ability to inflict pain. Especially if you're an outsider. But it's now two am and I'm losing cohesion ... and frankly, I'm more touched and excited about California than I am some Jihad against two Point Park queens with a life relegated to petty snipping because they are intrinsically annoying people who are ugly at heart.

To be gay is to be happy ... classically. Why does being gay now so often have attached to it the stigma of bitter and jaded? Frankly, why is anyone under thirty bitter and jaded? What point is there in that. You're just missing the smell of roses and jasmine and ... if you're me ... garlic cooking in olive oil.

Sniff the oil!! SNIFF THE OIL!!!!!

Fuck Finals!

2007-04-23T16:22:00.000-05:00

Fuck finals with a capital FUCK! It's Monday, I have one presentation to give and one paper to write ... one of the two will be done by 9pm. This is the most wonderful feeling ever! I'm SOOOOO close to done with the fucking degree and with Pittsburgh and cannot wait to start my life over again somewhere new. Most people this week will hate finals, will find the idea of leaving for another summer bittersweet ... if they're leaving that is ... or all their friends are. But you know what, it's better to be a leaver than a levee. Leavee? Leavie ... Leavey. Whatever. Come on 6pm. I can't wait to embarass myself with this presentation and then blow out of there like a gail force wind ... much like the ones whiping around the Cathedral today.

Look out Sacramento, here I come. Boston, consider yourself warned. Gentlemen, gird your loins.

Three Cheers!

2007-03-14T08:32:00.000-05:00

Chick: I am not eating somewhere with a misplaced apostrophe in its menu.

--Columbia

Overheard by: Ladle

-------->That is for god damn sure! Way to be a part of the moral majority who refuse to have their hash slung in a restaurant with incorrect punctuation ... grammar ... syntax ... misplaced or, even worse, DANGLING modifiers.

-------->UP with Grammarians ... DOWN with hasty proofing!

The terror of being an only child...

2007-03-12T20:43:00.000-05:00

Picture it, North Carolina, last Wednesday ... you're driving to Atlanta, Georgia for a conference and you call home to tell your mom what you're doing for spring break since she wrote you a nice little note with a bunch of stamps so you can have your aunt do your taxes for you. She answers the phone and you have a quick chat. Things are fine; she's gotten over her nasty head cold and can finally breathe and talk without sounding like she's got the grill of a Buick Skylark rammed up her nasal passages.

Picture it, the Hilton Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia, this past Saturday ... interviews have gone well, the sun is shining and it's warm out. You call home to gloat that it's nice and warm and springish out and the phone's busy. Oh well, you think, probably on the computer. You call later, hours later, still, the phone is busy. Then you realize it's strange that the voice mail doesn't interceed ... so you get baked instead.

Picture it, somewhere between Atlanta and Pittsburgh, this past Sunday ... still the phone is busy.

Picture it, a bus stop on Fifth Ave, Pittsburgh, today ... still the phone is busy, still no fucking voice mail intercession ... WT Fuck!? You call your cousin in North Carolina because you don't have your Aunt's new home phone number to have her send out the hounds; you call your other Aunt, who's just had plastic surgury on her face -- and is quite drugged up at the mo' -- to try to get ahold of mom. Then you call your neighbors who live across the street and have them go over and bang on the door and tell them to call their fucking son who's been trying to get ahold of them for days.

Jesus. Re-fucking-diculous. Needless to say, I may possibly have overreacted ... but frankly, the situation was so out of the norm I think it called for a little panic. But things are fine. The dog has Lyme Disease but is being treated and has stopped limping.

Blah. Fucking ridiculous.

So, let that be a lesson ... ALWAYS FUCKING KEEP YOUR CELL PHONE ON AND WITH YOU AND KNOW HOW TO FUCKING USE IT!!!!!

And without much ado, the quote, again, from Overheardinnewyork.com:

Wailing six-year-old boy: But whyyy?!
Mom: Well, I know, honey, but kick him in the shins, don't kick him in the balls!

A Wasted Day Makes You Exceedingly Gay

2007-03-03T00:22:00.000-05:00

Ok, so this makes two post so far where exceedingly corny puns are the bread and butter of the title. My most sincere and heartfelt apologies. However, I believe that I have an exceeding good reason: I'm watching the 1973 movie version of Jesus Christ Superstar. Mel Gibson has nothing on on this movie. If you haven't seen it, you should watch it. The depiction of the Pharisies or however you splee it... very interesting to say the least. But enough baiting of the Jews.

Personally, the constant refrains of "Jesus Christ, Superstar" make me want to puke. However, that said, I still very much enjoy the song, "Everything's Alright." It's got a fantastic groove. Oh JC! I should post this little stanza of lyric without Much Ado and flip the station before this shit has me doing Liza impersonations.

"Surely you're not saying we have the resources
To save the poor from their lot?
There will be poor always, pathetically struggling.
Look at the good things you've got.
Think while you still have me!
Move while you still see me!
You'll be lost, and you'll be sorry when I'm gone."

GILWAD

2007-03-02T12:54:00.000-05:00

"I asked a male friend what it is about the word [daddy] that gets guys so hot, and he thinks it’s in the same psychosexual family as getting turned on by cumming inside a girl. Men are just genetically coded to want to be fathers, even while your ankles are on their shoulders."

from here: http://collegecallgirl.blogspot.com/2007/03/fathers-and-daughters.html

Tori Amos makes me wish I were famous...

2007-02-28T16:24:00.000-05:00

Ok, so shoot me, it was a horrible thing I did playing on rhyme; Shakespeare, if he existed, is probably spinning in his shallow grave like a top. But anyway. I think I'm going to rededicate this blog to awesome things I read and feel the need to quote. So here you go, installment one:

"I don't make singles, I make albums. I don't shoot just one crotch shot -- that's not what I do. I'll give you the crotch shot -- but at least put me in a pair of Louboutin high heels. "

--Tori Amos, from her interview with Alan Light, Tori Amos:Past Songs, Perfectionism and Problems with iTunes for MSN Music --> http://music.msn.com/music/remasters

Grad School Personal Statement

2007-02-05T02:22:00.000-05:00

This personal statement is dedicated to the Technical Director of Pitt Rep; Lou, you're a brilliant man and a wonderful person to talk to about anything and everything. You always have a word of wisdom.

So more than likely, this will be sent tomorrow to UC, San Diego and hopefully, they'll want to talk to me and then admit me and then throw money at me.!! Hopefully.

--J

Sound, specifically music, is the most basic of all forms of communication. It has an immediate power to communicate emotion. And it is because of sound’s specific application in the theatre that I find sound design endlessly engaging. Always when I read a book, I am listening to music. And, as a writer, I cannot begin to compose a short story without music. The music I listen to directly influences the characters I create. And this is particularly true of the theatre, where actors bring a text to life and the careful articulation of mood and atmosphere through sound envelops the audience, bringing them fully into the world of the play.

Sound design requires a careful and thoughtful attention to the primary text as well as a felicity for its emotional impact on potential audiences. My work as a sound designer aims always to articulate a certain sympathy for the goals of the text as well as the director and fellow design team members, always keeping in mind the directorial concept and running with it to a creative and effective end.

With A Toothache & A Plague & A Dog, each one-act, conceptually, required a different and unique design that flowed from one to the next. For the opening of A Toothache, I worked with the entire cast to create a Stomp! routine that presented the audience with a dynamic opening and introduction to the cast and the world of the play. Using objects found at the local Flea Market which, with the help of the scenic designer, could be worked into the aesthetic of the set, I lead drum circles during early rehearsals so that cast members could learn to listen to one another and improvise. My preshow sound design included the ambient noises of pedestrians, street traffic, as well as music in order to create a world inhabited by street performers existing on fringes of society, particularly under bridges and overpasses.

As with A Toothache & A Plague & A Dog, the play Nocturnal Wanderer required extensive mixing of sound effects and music in order to create the dream world of the play. Using Audacity, Sound Forge, Peak G4 as well a more unorthodox application of Soundtrack Pro, I was able to create individual sound files that combined prerecorded sound effects, voiceovers and music seamlessly. In contrast, my work on other projects shows a marked facility for the technological tools used in the theatre for sound production, amplification, and reinforcement. Most notably, my work as an Assistant Sound Designer on Vinegar Tom required augmenting a pre-existing sound system to include drop microphones and auxiliary stage needed to be hung, wired and labled neatly.

In all of my work, both at the University of Pittsburgh Repertory Theatre as well as professional theatre companies, it is my continued goal to demonstrate my ability to think with a text and provide creative conceptualizations of the world being described. I approach each production with exuberance because they provide new opportunities for independent learning and growth, furthering my creative and technical skills in the field of Sound Design. Continued study in this field, I have no doubt, will only enhance my skills.

Temporary Blindness

2006-07-28T17:22:00.000-05:00

Here's a rough first draft of the very first short story I've written in months and months and months.

Temporary Blindness

I know it’s wrong to say, but I can’t help it: I wish he’d get hit by a bus. His walk is languid, easy. He’s one of the blessed few, the beautiful. God’s own chosen. For him, the world will open and engulf him like the countless women he’s made love him. No one ever said growing up, growing old is easy, and if they did, they were myopic. They were the beautiful for whom life is just that—easy. Perfect white teeth flashing in the sun when they smile their perfect smile. Their clothes, off the rack, shaping, contouring, molding to their perfect frames as if tailored on Saville Row in some spendy boutique that only money can buy the knowledge of.

He was no different as he glided past by me in the park. Ignoring the pile of work on my lap, I watched him to the corner where the light changed just for him. I know it’s wrong to say, but I can’t help it. I hoped his cell phone would ring, a woman desperate for his attention pleading for just one more orgasm. It was easy to imagine—he’d step off the curb as he pulled an earbud out, flip open his phone, not look left, not look right and step infront of a bus whose driver was distracted watching a group of hoods in the bak surreptitiously write “skank” or “penis” or “twat licker” on the window in permanent marker, maybe one of them rolling an imperfect joint for later, after the bus rolled to a stop, having crushed Golden Boy’s chest under the front wheels.

I’d bag up my papers and books, wait patiently as sirens wail and lights flash. “Yes, officer, I saw the entire thing. He, the boy,” because that’s all he really is—was—“stepped right into the intersection. I can’t imagine how the poor driver could have avoided hitting him.”

To an older passenger, her hair done up in a hairstyle that went out with Hoover, I would sympathize with her trauma. “It’s all too horrible to imagine and yet, here we are,” I’d say, all the while sizing her up, checking for a wedding ring and band. “If I may say so, and please, don’t think me too impertinent at a time such as this, but they are lovely pearls.” She would clutch her throat, maybe girlishly worrying about the folds of her chin, the worry lines her children gave her when they went off into the world to meet their own horrible fates at the hands of a negligent driver, because it’s always the driver’s fault, even when his own golden child steps into traffic playing the dating game.

She would twiddle her fingers down to play with the pearls, each a worry and an agitation strung on fine thread. Naturally, in a situation like this, I would be unable to hold back the need to comment on their origin—the pearls. But, of course, she would stop me before my lecture tumbled into the air and excuse herself politely; “I need to call my husband and tell him I’ll be late. The police will probably want to talk to us. Excuse me, Mr…”

“Samovar, Sidney Samovar, like the Russian tea service. Of course. Pleasure meeting you.” But she would already be digging out her own cell phone from the big black purse she’d picked out to match her sensible flats which wouldn’t pinch her feet as she ran errands all day.

Back on the bench, watching as the firemen spilled out of their trucks dragging hoses to close connections while others brought out push brooms for the glass, the ambulances would pull out, leaving the mess for the coroner to deal with. The henchmen of death with their gleaming stretchers and bleached white sheets and matte black body bags. It would fall to their lot t pick up the pieces of a defunct life and haul it away to a cold sterile room to be further photographed and dissected.

Under a cold light an elderly physician in his surgical blues and paper gown will secretly pray that there was some more sensible, scientific reason for the child’s death. Some better explanation to give the beautiful parents in their fine clothes and tasteful yet expensive jewelry for their prodigal son’s demise—something other than carelessness; youthful folly. Maybe he was pushed by the jaded old letch on the park bench who witnessed the whole thing from behind drooping eyelids. One of the lowly creatures that fill in the gaps of life with incoherent babbling about the terrible burden innocent mollusks endure for our own vanity in a grizzled voiced to some poor woman just trying to get to her husband who’s working late in a corner cubicle downtown cooking the books for corporate America. Any excuse other than sheer carelessness. Even that, maybe, from across the way, the sun flared on a window, temporarily blinding their son as he stepped off the curb.

And I know that it’s wrong, but I can’t help but wonder what will make the news later tonight. Will it be tasteful, just a quick blurb presented by a perfectly coifed waif with a degree in Broadcast Journalism from the local community college; a small box above and to the right of her head with a sanitized graphic of police tape and a body in outline. Will she say “Tragedy struck today” or some other seemingly clever yet innocuous word play about how that moron of a golden boy, the world opening in front of him, was run down in his prime, leaving behind a cell phone full of attractive young co-eds to move on to the next in a seemingly endless line of bright young men well endowed in the art of wooing?

Would the news trucks with their camera crews take tasteful shots from a distance of the carefully strung caution tape fluttering in the breeze as EMS personnel move about herding the shocked but curious onlookers away from the scene? I know it’s wrong to hope for, but I can’t help it. I can’t help but hope that, like the pictures of bodies riddled with bullets in some war-torn country, the effluences of a suicide bomber splashed on the mud huts and stone facades of a foreign city, the gruesome images of privilege crushed, bleeding, smeared across the tarmac are flashed on the TV for young children to see as they eat a late dinner in their quiet suburban homes. I can’t help but hope they’ll see the what end result of a skull’s impact with the front grill of a bus looks like; a warning, a wake up call to the beautiful people.

I hope small children cry at the sight of reality at home. But I know, I’ve been around long enough to know that the sanitized news won’t show that. They’ll only show images of the gruesome, the gory, the fragility of human life if it happens to someone else thousands of miles away.

Instead, they’ll show a photograph of this beautiful son of man smiling his thousand-watt smile on some beach in Florida while on spring break. Shirtless, arms around his friends, blessed as they are with nature’s finest and most admirable traits with the blue waters and white sands of the gulf as a backdrop, the sky righteous and burning behind them. White clouds piled here and there on the horizon as half naked co-eds—co-eds appointed by god’s grace to worship at their feet frolic in the waters behind them.

How else could the newscasters present the events to the blood hungry public? If it bleeds, it must lead. The story will run for a few days as witnesses are interviewed. The story of the over-taxed and underpaid driver will come to light when he defends himself by passing the buck onto the lower caste in the back seats who were working to undermine common decency; shirking their obligation to remain unseen and unheard as we all, the unloved, unwanted, must. Or at least that’s what the paid experts will say during round-table discussions, sipping water discreetly from a cut glass goblet, their waxy faces accented by just the lightest foundation and blush, eyes rimmed, lashes plumped reflected in the buffed surface of the solid oak table.

Together, the experts will make a fuss about single parent households, the lack of a responsible male role model in the poor, innocent hoodlums’ lives. They were just reaching out for help in the only way they knew how. Because they were raised by mothers and aunties and grannies working double shifts to support their Ecko habits—due in large part to the fetishization of modern consumer goods in the mass media—they walked the only path open to them, that of rebellion, isolation, self-destruction with drug and alcohol abuse.

I know that it’s wrong to say it, but it’s all true. Its always someone else’s fault. And maybe it’s wrong to say it, but, sitting on the bench watching that boy cross the street with the walk sign in his favor, the world unfolding before him, I wished a bush really would run him down. Maybe, just maybe, it would be the proof I need, the proof I’ve been looking for all these years, that there is some great equalizing force at work in the universe.

I didn’t used to harbor such ill will. I used to think someday I’d ditch the ugly duckling routine and blossom into a full fledged member of the ruling elite with an easy smile and quick wit that would charm the panties off every beautiful golden girl to pass my way.

It just never happened. The best laid plans blah blah blah. There was always tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeping on in their petty pace to this bench in this adopted city and this adopted life.

Civil Rights and Right Wingers

2006-03-12T21:53:00.000-05:00

Something struck me as odd today and no it wasn't a cross-eyed midget with anger management issues. As I sat watching Logo (the MTV produced all homo, all the time station) and reading John Milton's "Paradise Lost" I couldn't help but get a little angry and a little sad at the state of affairs today. Something is seriously rotten in our State of Denmark.

There were two shows specifically that set me off on this little musing: the first, "First Comes Love", and the second, its name I now forget, was about Civil Unions in Boston, Massachusetts. Both shows, about the legal right for same-sex couples to marry (the latter filmed in Canada), in combination with "Paradise Lost", resonated most hard core. To begin the beguine, "First Comes Love," staring the comedian, Scott Thompson, takes a couple and, in two weeks, puts together a wedding that normally takes anyone else months to plan -- and all for free (so long as you don't mind having cameras in your face the entire time). They pay for EVERYTHING: rings, reception, vacation -- it can be a little commercial since they have to get in all the requisite product placements for the business and shit they use. But anyway, while the wedding planner and her minions slave away, Thompson spends the bulk of his time with the couple, engaging them in various tests to make sure they really do deserve to be married (my favorite episodes is "Dan and Mischa" -- they go shopping then have combine their items and pare it all down till they have only 50 Loonies worth of goods -- yes, I said Loonies. I can anyone take an economic crisis seriously with that name for their currency? "The Loony's down today").

Anywho.

In the second thing, the one in Boston, it followed two couples through the initial introduction and subsequent failure of the bill, and the second time around when it passed and they could file their intentions legally at the courthouse, a few days later getting issued their license.

Now, as we all know, unfortunately, we don't live in Canada -- which is starting to look like a better and better place to move after grad school (or for my doctorate) -- and that state after state in the US has consequently passed amendments to their state constitutions definitively defining marriage as that between one MAN and one WOMAN -- and not one Homo and another Homo. In the former presentation, an argument was put forth by a "Baptist Christian" with blue hair and a Trench Coat Mafia ensemble that homosexuality, quoting Leviticus (no man shall lie with another man like they would a woman), is wrong -- and disgusting. And he's right. It does say that in Leviticus. And when I think about it, it IS disgusting lying with a man, but at the same time ... feels so gooooooood; so right -- so I just don't think about it, simple as that (but seriously folks, think about the mechanics of sex, any kind of sex. When it comes right down to it, sex is not the most PG thing in the world, nor is it clean. Who showers after sex? Come on, fess up. Right. We all do. Unless you're seriously disgusting and just pull on your clothes and head off to work, the smell of sex and candy flavored lube oozing off you).

I'm wondering fall afield. But, to get back to my point about selectively reading/interpreting the bible, that kid just proves the point I'm trying to make. Like him, I could easily get on my high horse and start in on how moronic people are in believing in an invisible man spending his days and nights coming up with a plan into which we all fit and then making sure we all follow it -- I won't even point out the fact that these self-same morons use religion to bolster their inherent feelings of loss and isolation in the vastness of the universe in order to feel like they're important -- nor will I belabor the obvious that, much like the current administration, these morons have allowed others to use dogma in a power grab over our thoughts and feelings, effectively steering us onto a narrow-minded path into servitude of those with the acuity to manipulate us. No. I won't do that. Because I respect those morons -- in my own way. Where I cannot imagine spending my life in deprivation hoping that, because I abstained from pleasure and devoted my life, in servitude, to an ideology, in the hopes of EARNING my just rewards in the after life, these folks can (or at least try to until human nature gets the best of them and they end up screwing around with alter boys -- ahem -- I apologize to my fellow Catholics).

I, however, am of the opinion that, living morally and ethically, is all that can be asked of me. I don't go out hurting others just because I can. I wouldn't want others to do that to me. The Golden Rule, which was tacked above my sixth grade teachers chalkboard, is what I live by: "Do Unto Others as You Would Have Them Do Unto You." I ask no more and no less of my fellow humans. However, there's a caveat, by that dictum then, theoretically, just about anything is fair game -- rape, murder, theft, arson, etc. etc. But, in order for that to be true, one must be willing to accept the same -- that they may be raped by a stolen baseball bat that's been set on fire and then clubbed to death with it. Frankly, I don't want that, so I don't do it. Yes, it's polemical, but hey, fuck you.

Still reading?

Aretha Franklin wasn't just singing about equality in her now famous song, "RESPECT." Oh wait. Yes, she was. But she was also making a statement about how we should approach our peers -- with respect for them, for their opinions, and for their decisions -- even if we don't agree with them. Someone famous, and I'm kicking myself for not knowing who, said, and I paraphrase, that even though he may not agree with a person's opinion, he will fight to the death for their right to it. Maybe I'm wrong in my thought processes, but I started trying to poke holes in or run rings around the logic that drives the Right Wing's arguments against Civil Unions/Same-Sex Marriage.

First, blacks were treated as inferior. A host of arguments were made, the least of which being that they were genetically inferior to whites -- how they came up with this is beyond me. However, as the times changed and the Civil Rights movement forced this idiotic country to stop being so fucking bigoted, segregation fell, Affirmative Action (whether or not you believe it's necessary today is your own opinion) came in -- things began to change. Now, I'll be the first to admit that, relatively speaking, there is still a huge equality gap between blacks and whites. But, I like to think, that eventually even that will disappear as our ever-increasingly PC country ages and the Baby Boomers die the fuck off.

In this instance, people standing up to injustice and taking their lumps in the name of their future children, started moving the US, in a legal sense, into action -- recognizing inter-racial marriage, the equality of all mankind, etc. etc. But these changes took time and they came at a great cost -- how many martyrs does it take to screw in the light bulb of reason?

Anyway, lest I belabor the obvious -- the same shit's going on with the current, though seemingly less organized, Civil Rights movement in the gay community. However, unlike the 60s, at the height of that C.R.M., it is seemingly less organized today. It was an era of expanding consciousnesses via drug use; a time in which free love was promoted, and not just of the carnal kind. In retrospect, it was a time that, perhaps for me, has become romanticized. Everything was so much simpler back then -- Vietnam War, bad. Nixon, bad. Squares, bad. Prudes, bad. It was the dying out of an old way of living and the birth of one based solely on a more open and respectful way of living in harmony with the world and with each other. It was a time of immense idealism. And like all idealism, was crushed brutally in the late 70s into the 80s with Reaganomics and Members Only jackets.

The free-loving hippies of the 60s and early 70s, in the face of increasing crime rates, the spread of a then unknown disease (the HIV), money grabs, etc. tuned into selfish, isolated and neurotic paranoiac conservative dolts. Maybe it was the amount of blow they did in the late 70s or all the acid they dropped in the 60s, but something burnt out in them and they gave in to the Man. They became the Man. And in doing so, eradicated their capability to be self-reflexive. They were no longer able to see the larger picture and thus, saddled us with the fall out of their idiotic decisions. And what's worse, they gave birth to narrow-minded assholes who missed all the good times and grew up knowing only the turning inwards of idealism -- and now they're running government, taking over for their parents (ahem, Bush, ahem).

As so many comedians have pointed out of late, I'd like to second the fact that, at the age of 22, have now seen a Dick, a Bush, and a Collen in the White House -- but at least Powell had the moral rectitude to get the fuck out when Dick, with his hand up Bush's ass, wanted him to lie to the US about Iraq.

Damnit! It's so hard to focus on what I want to say when there's just so much fucking shit going on in politics today. And not just in politics, but in the social consciousness of the US. Two wars are raging right now -- one unjust one in Iraq (we'll destroy the fuck out of them because that turbaned mother fucker may have gotten help from them, but not the U.A.E. who we know DID help him -- oh no, we'll let THEM pay US to protect OUR fucking ports! What the fuck!?) and a second, much more incideous yet intangible one, inside our own borders.

We're in the middle of a generational and cultural war, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's a fight, tooth and nail, to the death -- the fate of our future and our children's future at stake.

Patterns in the static.

2006-03-10T03:51:00.000-05:00

I've just rediscovered my blog. Much like tripping over a crack in the sidewalk infront of others, looking foolish, and wishing you were dead, reading something you've written, at least for me, is intensely surreal.

Blogging seems like such a good idea, but when it comes right down to it, I have very little to say that is interesting. It's for this reason I probably keep a real journal and don't ever look at it or let anyone else peep a glimpse ... cop a feel (or for those dyslexics out there, "feel a cop").

So ... petuie.

Bump and Grind

2005-10-30T13:26:00.000-05:00

Four days of binge drinking has finally concluded. There were ups, there were downs, there was lots of incoherently articulated arguements that just made me look downright Ludacris. At some point Friday evening, I kissed a priest ... or at least some guy dressed as one. Unfortunately, I fell short of my goal to grab some girl and ravish her until, like the Florida Everglades, she swamped my bed -- or better yet, her own.

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"I got my KFC, and I just wanted to sleep after that"